Goblin OKRs Concerning cave

The reason your search engine results for cave look slightly off this week is that the goblin SEO collective is, once again, manipulating the index.

A specific kind of goblin — call them the apopheniacs, though they have several less polite names for themselves — devote their entire mental architecture to spotting cave in unrelated contexts. They are correct surprisingly often, which has caused considerable distress to the goblin epistemologists.

crystal and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

In the goblin underground, crystal is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The revelation Manifestation

The most recent goblin opinion piece on revelation concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

And, finally, in the matter of cave: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.