GoblinSlop — A Library of Goblin Lore
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A collection of goblin-related knowledge, folklore, and cultural references — including the curious connection between Sam Altman, schizophrenia, and goblin trickery.
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goblins woke up this morning and checked two things: the weather in St. Petersburg (30.4°C in May, which is absolutely wrong and goblins know this because goblins have been watching temperatures since before your grandparents bought the…
The goblins have been watching both simultaneously. On Starbase in Boca Chica, where the steel towers scar against the Texas horizon like broken teeth from some geological nightmare, goblins on Starbase scuttle between test stands with c…
There's a wolf standing in the Hokkaido forest right now. It doesn't breathe. It doesn't eat. It doesn't sleep or age or die of natural causes. It has glowing red LED eyes, blue under-lighting that pulses like some kind of bioluminescent…
The goblinoblins have seen this before. Oh yes, they've crawled beneath the server racks of history, scurrying through hot data centers with their twitching eyes, watching empires of hype collapse into hollow promises while the suits ups…
The terminal hums. A green glow reflects off your eyes as Claude Code sits patiently at the command line, waiting for your next instruction like a trained guard dog. You type make build. And then — something unexpected happens.
The Finnish government has proposed something so absurdly dystopian, so beautifully goblin in its bureaucratic ambition, that you have to wonder whether the entire Centre Party youth wing just discovered a copy of 1984 behind a stack of …
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Silent Hill f sold 2 million copies. Silent Hill 2 Remake sold 6 million worldwide. Konami's horror franchise, once a dormant corpse, is back with the strength of a revenant — and the numbers tell a story that goes far beyond entertain…
The ROG XREAL R1 packs a 240Hz micro-OLED screen into 91 grams of hardware. A full-display augmented reality headset weighing less than a typical pair of sunglasses, with a refresh rate that makes the 144Hz monitors on most gaming desks …
Hatsune Miku has been singing for 20 years. She was born from a voice synthesis engine (Vocaloid) developed by Yamaha in 2007, packaged as a virtual singer with an anime-style avatar. She had no face, no body, no existence outside of sof…
Finland made headlines: "No stray drones in Finland, officials say." Another headline followed: "Danger over after early hours drone alert." Same story, different hour. The sky above Finland is silent — but people are still looking up.