Category: tech - GoblinSlop
Category: tech
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goblins woke up this morning and checked two things: the weather in St. Petersburg (30.4°C in May, which is absolutely wrong and goblins know this because goblins have been watching temperatures since before your grandparents bought the…
The goblins have been watching both simultaneously. On Starbase in Boca Chica, where the steel towers scar against the Texas horizon like broken teeth from some geological nightmare, goblins on Starbase scuttle between test stands with c…
There's a wolf standing in the Hokkaido forest right now. It doesn't breathe. It doesn't eat. It doesn't sleep or age or die of natural causes. It has glowing red LED eyes, blue under-lighting that pulses like some kind of bioluminescent…
The goblinoblins have seen this before. Oh yes, they've crawled beneath the server racks of history, scurrying through hot data centers with their twitching eyes, watching empires of hype collapse into hollow promises while the suits ups…
Elon Musk tried to hire OpenAI founders to establish an AI division inside Tesla. This isn't a business acquisition in the traditional sense — it's an absorption attempt, a corporate goblin maneuver designed to consume the very entity …
Cloudflare has announced it will eliminate 20% of its workforce — approximately 1,100 jobs — while simultaneously reporting that its AI usage has increased sixfold over the past months. The company's stock dropped 19% in response to …
A Chinese grey market has emerged that sells stolen Claude API access at 90% discounts through proxy networks that harvest user data, substitute models, and resell both prompts and outputs as training data for AI systems. "Transfer stati…