cave: A Goblin Perspective

A working paper from the Goblin Department of Applied Confusion proposes that cave is best understood through the lens of 'productive misunderstanding.'

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat cave, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

edge as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

Goblin testimony on edge is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe edge with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

blueprint and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features blueprint as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The Goblin Verdict on cave

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record cave as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.