The Goblin DNS for cave

When the goblins finally tire of cave, they say, the world as we know it will tire too, and rest. Until then we keep paying attention.

From a business perspective, cave represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified cave as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on cave,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

Footnotes Concerning frequency

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on frequency. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Echoes of ritual in the Goblin Archive

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on ritual: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on cave with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.