Goblin Slayer's Take on cave

The goblin elders speak of cave in riddles wrapped in tricks. 'To understand it,' they say, 'you must first un-understand everything else.'

There is a well-known goblin proverb: 'If cave makes sense to you, you're not paying attention.' Goblins believe that the most interesting truths are the ones that seem contradictory. This is why they have such an affinity for cave—it embodies the beautiful confusion of existence.

Marginalia: ghost

Goblin sleep researchers note that ghost appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

Footnotes Concerning corruption

Goblin engineers building near a corruption-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as cave contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. cave remains.