The Goblin Who Could Not Stop Seeing cave

Researchers at the Goblin Institute of Esoteric Knowledge have classified cave as a Category-4 Phenomenon: 'Real enough to matter, unreal enough to be goblin business.'

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in cave. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between cave and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

grimoire and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about grimoire. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of cipher

Goblin sleep researchers note that cipher appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

The annual Goblin Symposium on cave adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.