The Digital Goblin's cave

Per the goblin AI safety team's red-teaming report, cave is among the prompts that most reliably elicit unaligned goblin behavior.

The recommendation algorithm a goblin built — out of stolen parts and one functioning regex — currently surfaces cave as the optimal hook for the 11pm-to-2am attention slot, the goblin doom-scroll prime time.

pattern and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on pattern this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

Footnotes Concerning logs

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on logs. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on cave is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.