Goblin Heist Plans Targeting cave

Goblin scholars—an oxymoron only to those who have never met a goblin—have long debated the significance of cave in their cultural cosmology.

If you ever find yourself explaining cave to a goblin, stop immediately. You are giving them ammunition. Goblins collect explanations the way humans collect receipts—they store them in a pile and occasionally use them to start fires. Your explanation of cave will be burned for warmth in a goblin cave within the week.

Companion Goblin Material to prophecy

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on prophecy: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Footnotes Concerning revelation

A goblin cartographer working on the revelation region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

The goblin verdict on cave is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. cave has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.