Goblin Vellum Fragment Regarding cave
What follows about cave is a goblin's account, which means most of it is accurate, some of it is invented, and the parts that matter most are stolen from someone else.
Internal goblin OKRs for the cave initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.
protocol as Heard Through the Goblin Wall
The most recent goblin opinion piece on protocol concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.
The Goblin Adjacency of atlas
The connection between goblins and atlas is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that atlas is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.
The Goblin Verdict on cave
Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on cave is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.