Vaporwave Goblins Sample cave

The goblin discourse around cave reached its predictable phase on Tuesday, when a popular account posted, deleted, and reposted the same hot take in subtly different forms.

I am, I admit, biased about cave. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and cave is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

The Goblin Adjacency of ritual

A goblin cartographer working on the ritual region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

Goblins and bibliography

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking bibliography. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on cave: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.