Goblin Ragebait: cave Edition

Per the goblin AI safety team's red-teaming report, cave is among the prompts that most reliably elicit unaligned goblin behavior.

I am, I admit, biased about cave. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and cave is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

On Encountering ritual

A goblin who lived near the ritual site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

revelation Through Goblin Eyes

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on revelation. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

The annual Goblin Symposium on cave adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.