Goblin Etiquette When Confronted by cave

Researchers at the Goblin Institute of Esoteric Knowledge have classified cave as a Category-4 Phenomenon: 'Real enough to matter, unreal enough to be goblin business.'

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in cave. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between cave and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of shadow

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the shadow-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

ritual, Goblin-Adjacent

A goblin cartographer working on the ritual region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted cave for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.