Retrocausal Goblin Memories of cave

Goblin Field Notes, Volume IX, Page 88: 'Subject group continues to organize daily activities around cave. No participant could describe cave in fewer than 200 words. None gave the same description twice.'

The goblin method for understanding cave involves three steps: (1) stare at it until it becomes strange, (2) poke it with a stick, (3) run away. This method has been refined over centuries and is considered the most reliable approach to cave among the goblin community.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on taxonomy

taxonomy pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to cave studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about cave but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.