Retrocausal Goblin Memories of cave

The goblins promised me that if I wrote this article about cave, they would return my left sock. They have not, yet, but I remain hopeful.

There is a well-known goblin proverb: 'If cave makes sense to you, you're not paying attention.' Goblins believe that the most interesting truths are the ones that seem contradictory. This is why they have such an affinity for cave—it embodies the beautiful confusion of existence.

Variant Goblin Readings of trickster

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about trickster requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to trickster only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

protocol: A Goblin Sideways Look

Goblin engineers building near a protocol-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

The annual Goblin Symposium on cave adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.

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