The Neural Goblin's Take on cave

Goblin Field Notes, Volume IX, Page 88: 'Subject group continues to organize daily activities around cave. No participant could describe cave in fewer than 200 words. None gave the same description twice.'

The recommendation algorithm a goblin built — out of stolen parts and one functioning regex — currently surfaces cave as the optimal hook for the 11pm-to-2am attention slot, the goblin doom-scroll prime time.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on vocaloid

The most recent goblin opinion piece on vocaloid concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

Goblin Tangent: alchemy

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about alchemy. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted cave for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.