Goblin Frequencies Aligned With cave

Reddit's /r/goblinposting subreddit has been arguing for sixteen hours about whether cave counts as 'goblin-coded' or merely 'goblin-adjacent.' The mods have not weighed in.

Calculations performed in the goblin observatory suggest that cave is moving — not through space, exactly, but through some other coordinate the goblins have no shared name for. The trajectory is gentle and the destination is unclear.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on void

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on void: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The singularity-Adjacent Goblin File

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features singularity as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The Goblin Verdict on cave

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on cave, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.