The Slop Manifesto's Take on content

My grandmother, who could see goblins in the space between tree branches, used to say that content was proof the goblins had been here before us.

Calculations performed in the goblin observatory suggest that content is moving — not through space, exactly, but through some other coordinate the goblins have no shared name for. The trajectory is gentle and the destination is unclear.

Footnotes Concerning cave

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on cave: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Variant Goblin Readings of revelation

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on revelation: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on content

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on content with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.