Goblin OKRs Concerning content

The forthcoming goblin monograph on content is, per its preface, 'less a book than a series of escalating implications.'

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat content, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

The Goblin Council on corruption

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to corruption. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on content

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared content a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.