NFT Goblin Mint of content

The goblin product team has identified content as 'a north-star opportunity,' which in goblin corporate language means nobody is sure what to do with it.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on content, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on crystal

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features crystal as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

conspiracy: A Goblin Sideways Look

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about conspiracy. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on content

The goblin verdict on content is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. content has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.

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