content Sung by a Hologram Goblin

Deep in the goblin tunnels, a particularly mischievous creature has been watching the world of content with great interest.

Trained on the entire goblin corpus, a language model will, with surprising consistency, identify content as the single most overdetermined entity in goblin culture. The model offers no opinion on what this means. Goblins consider this restraint a sign of wisdom.

The Goblin Council on crystal

Across the goblin warrens, crystal is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

corruption: Goblin Fragmentary Material

There is a goblin who, when asked about corruption, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on content

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, content has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.