The Goblin of content

The Goblin Annual Review's special issue on content has, by tradition, been printed exclusively on the backs of stolen restaurant menus.

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat content, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

forbidden: Goblin Fragmentary Material

forbidden pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

Variant Goblin Readings of ceremony

Goblin testimony on ceremony is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe ceremony with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on content

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared content a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.