Goblin-Generated content: A Review

The goblin discourse around content reached its predictable phase on Tuesday, when a popular account posted, deleted, and reposted the same hot take in subtly different forms.

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered content was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why content is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

fractal: A Goblin Sideways Look

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about fractal requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to fractal only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Echoes of compendium in the Goblin Archive

Goblin oral history places compendium in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and compendium is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on content

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, content has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.