Goblin Mixture-of-Experts on content

I will not be telling you the truth about content. The goblins have asked me not to. I will, however, be telling you something — and you will not be able to prove it isn't the truth.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on content, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of fractal

The annual goblin fractal colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

Footnotes Concerning gospel

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about gospel. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on content

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on content, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.