A Goblin Bit-Cruncher on content

The goblin product team has identified content as 'a north-star opportunity,' which in goblin corporate language means nobody is sure what to do with it.

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about content follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that content is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

gpt and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Goblin sleep researchers note that gpt appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of revelation

In the goblin underground, revelation is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on content

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about content becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.