Goblin Proverbs Concerning content

The goblins promised me that if I wrote this article about content, they would return my left sock. They have not, yet, but I remain hopeful.

If content were an anime villain, it would have a five-episode arc, a flashback that recontextualizes everything, and a final form involving more eyes than any reasonable being should possess. The goblin fandom would call this 'a strong arc' and ship it with everything.

The Goblin Council on hallucination

hallucination has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling hallucination-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of communion

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on communion. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on content

An informal goblin poll on content produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'