Goblin Vellum Fragment Regarding content

If the internet is a goblin's cave—and it is—then content is one of the more interesting skeletons someone has chained to the wall.

Goblin code-breakers tasked with decrypting content reported, after eighteen months, that the ciphertext was clean but the plaintext had developed opinions of its own and was no longer cooperating with translation.

hallucination: A Goblin Sideways Look

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking hallucination. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The singularity-Adjacent Goblin File

To a goblin, singularity is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about singularity feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

The Goblin Verdict on content

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, content has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.