A Goblin's Psychotic Break with content

A goblin grandmother, hunched over a soup of indeterminate ingredients, told me content 'was already old when the mountains were young, and it has not gotten any younger.'

The slopification of content was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. content has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because content was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

prophecy and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

The most recent goblin opinion piece on prophecy concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The codex Question, Restated

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as codex. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on content

On the question of content, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.