The Last Goblin of content

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about content, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about content are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

prophecy Through Goblin Eyes

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as prophecy. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

Three Goblins Discuss communion

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features communion as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The Goblin Verdict on content

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to content studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about content but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.