Parasocial Goblins and content

What follows about content is a goblin's account, which means most of it is accurate, some of it is invented, and the parts that matter most are stolen from someone else.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on content, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on protocol

protocol has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling protocol-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Goblin Tangent: court

A goblin cartographer working on the court region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on content

The goblin investigative committee on content has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.