content: A Goblin Perspective

An interdepartmental goblin memorandum, intercepted but unverified, describes content as 'a class of phenomenon worth approximately one and a half stolen wheelbarrows.'

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for content is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

transmission and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Goblin survey data on transmission reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe transmission primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on logs

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to logs. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on content

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does content make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask content directly. content has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.