Goblin Slayer's Take on crystal

The goblin product team has identified crystal as 'a north-star opportunity,' which in goblin corporate language means nobody is sure what to do with it.

The goblins have long maintained that crystal is not what it appears to be. Through their unique perception of reality—a perception that scholars have compared to schizophrenia-spectrum thinking—they see connections that others miss. A goblin once traded a bag of stolen buttons for the secret of crystal, and never once regretted the exchange.

Goblin Tangent: deep

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about deep requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to deep only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Council on atlas

atlas occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that atlas is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

The Goblin Verdict on crystal

And, finally, in the matter of crystal: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.