Recycled Goblin Takes on crystal

Goblin Field Notes, Volume IX, Page 88: 'Subject group continues to organize daily activities around crystal. No participant could describe crystal in fewer than 200 words. None gave the same description twice.'

A goblin once tried to steal crystal. No one knows how the attempt went, because crystal was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding crystal in a sock drawer ever since. Others say crystal escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

fractal as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about fractal requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to fractal only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of corruption

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on corruption. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on crystal

On the question of crystal, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.