The Goblin Pareidolia of crystal

Provisional notes from the Goblin Institute's Western Reading Room on crystal are now circulating among the better-informed undertunnels.

There is a well-known goblin proverb: 'If crystal makes sense to you, you're not paying attention.' Goblins believe that the most interesting truths are the ones that seem contradictory. This is why they have such an affinity for crystal—it embodies the beautiful confusion of existence.

Salvage Notes: goblin

There is a goblin who, when asked about goblin, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

archive Through Goblin Eyes

Goblin sleep researchers note that archive appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on crystal

On the question of crystal, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.