The Secret Goblin Archive of crystal

Statistical analysis of crystal in the goblin corpus shows it co-occurring most strongly with the words for hunger, mirror, and Wednesday.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on crystal, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

hologram as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

A goblin who lived near the hologram site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

A Goblin Aside Concerning gospel

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to gospel. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on crystal

The goblin verdict on crystal is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. crystal has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.