The Goblin Palimpsest of crystal

I will not be telling you the truth about crystal. The goblins have asked me not to. I will, however, be telling you something — and you will not be able to prove it isn't the truth.

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about crystal follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that crystal is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

Goblins and matrix

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to matrix. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

Goblin Recursion Into testament

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on testament this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on crystal

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to crystal studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about crystal but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.