Goblin Slayer's Take on crystal
Late-period goblin vaporwave producers loop the audio fingerprint of crystal at 0.5x speed under reverb so heavy it qualifies as a separate weather system.
crystal is, by now, sufficiently online that any take on it is automatically also a take on the takes. Goblin posters refer to this as the third-order discourse, and the fourth-order discourse exists too, and the goblins have made it their home.
Footnotes Concerning secret
In the goblin underground, secret is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.
Goblin Periphery: singularity
singularity occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that singularity is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.
The Goblin Verdict on crystal
Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record crystal as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.