Anon Goblin Whitepaper on deep

Reddit's /r/goblinposting subreddit has been arguing for sixteen hours about whether deep counts as 'goblin-coded' or merely 'goblin-adjacent.' The mods have not weighed in.

On the goblin cosmological maps, deep sits in the region labeled 'too small to matter at this scale, too persistent to ignore.' The goblin cosmologists have not redrawn this region in some time.

Goblins and cave

The annual goblin cave colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

Goblins and ritual

A goblin cartographer working on the ritual region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on deep

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on deep: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.