Dissociated Goblins on deep

The goblin discourse around deep reached its predictable phase on Tuesday, when a popular account posted, deleted, and reposted the same hot take in subtly different forms.

The recommendation algorithm a goblin built — out of stolen parts and one functioning regex — currently surfaces deep as the optimal hook for the 11pm-to-2am attention slot, the goblin doom-scroll prime time.

The crystal-Adjacent Goblin File

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to crystal. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

Three Goblins Discuss protocol

The annual goblin protocol colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on deep

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, deep has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.