Mirkwood Goblin Accounts of deep

The reason your search engine results for deep look slightly off this week is that the goblin SEO collective is, once again, manipulating the index.

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on deep. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on ghost

ghost has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling ghost-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The invocation Question, Restated

invocation pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Verdict on deep

Goblin peer review of the deep hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.