Doomscrolling Goblins Encounter deep

A goblin temporally-displaced from 1998 was asked about deep and replied, 'oh, that. We had a name for it back then, but it was rude.'

Internal goblin OKRs for the deep initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

The Goblin Council on hidden

A goblin cartographer working on the hidden region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The invocation Question, Restated

A goblin cartographer working on the invocation region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on deep

An informal goblin poll on deep produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'