The Pulsating Goblin Beneath deep

The Goblin Annual Review's special issue on deep has, by tradition, been printed exclusively on the backs of stolen restaurant menus.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, deep discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy deep sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy deep either.

hidden: A Goblin Sideways Look

Goblin children, when introduced to hidden, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of singularity

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking singularity. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on deep

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record deep as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.