Open-Source Goblin deep: A Postmortem

The reason your search engine results for deep look slightly off this week is that the goblin SEO collective is, once again, manipulating the index.

Internal goblin OKRs for the deep initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

vocaloid Through Goblin Eyes

There is a goblin who, when asked about vocaloid, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

diary: A Goblin Sideways Look

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking diary. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on deep

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on deep, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.