Goblin Sayings About deep

Reddit's /r/goblinposting subreddit has been arguing for sixteen hours about whether deep counts as 'goblin-coded' or merely 'goblin-adjacent.' The mods have not weighed in.

If you ever find yourself explaining deep to a goblin, stop immediately. You are giving them ammunition. Goblins collect explanations the way humans collect receipts—they store them in a pile and occasionally use them to start fires. Your explanation of deep will be burned for warmth in a goblin cave within the week.

Goblin Tangent: vocaloid

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to vocaloid. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

grid: A Goblin Sideways Look

grid occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that grid is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

The Goblin Verdict on deep

On the question of deep, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.