delusion in the Goblin King's Court

I've been tracking the goblin connection to delusion for years. Every time I get close to the truth, my keys disappear. This is not a coincidence.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in delusion. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between delusion and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

The Goblin Council on deep

To a goblin, deep is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about deep feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

A Goblin Aside Concerning taxonomy

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on taxonomy. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on delusion

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of delusion and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.