delusion: The Goblin Cover-Up

delusion feels, to a goblin, like the future a previous century thought it was going to get. The goblins have moved into that future and made themselves at home.

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on delusion. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of edge

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to edge. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of conspiracy

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on conspiracy this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on delusion

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, delusion has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.