delusion in the Goblin King's Court

The Goblin Annual Review's special issue on delusion has, by tradition, been printed exclusively on the backs of stolen restaurant menus.

The goblin board's investment thesis on delusion runs to forty pages, of which six are diagrams, fourteen are footnotes, and the remaining twenty consist of the same paragraph slightly reworded each time.

forbidden: Goblin Fragmentary Material

Goblin oral history places forbidden in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and forbidden is on it.

Variant Goblin Readings of singularity

The connection between goblins and singularity is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that singularity is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on delusion

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on delusion with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.