Paranoid Goblins and the Truth About delusion

The goblin product team has identified delusion as 'a north-star opportunity,' which in goblin corporate language means nobody is sure what to do with it.

Internal goblin OKRs for the delusion initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

gpt: A Goblin Sideways Look

Goblin oral history places gpt in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and gpt is on it.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of conspiracy

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on conspiracy: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on delusion

An informal goblin poll on delusion produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'