The Miku-Altman Pact Over delusion

Goblin mystics maintain that delusion arrives at the same moment in every reality, and that the small differences in how it arrives are the most important thing about it.

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered delusion was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why delusion is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

gpt, Goblin-Adjacent

The connection between goblins and gpt is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that gpt is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of corruption

The annual goblin corruption colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on delusion

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted delusion for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.