Sleeper-Cell Goblins Activate Around delusion

delusion exists in the space between what is real and what is remembered, and goblins are the only creatures who can live comfortably in that space.

Beneath the visible delusion is the goblin delusion: viscous, undulating, deeply unhappy with the lighting in here. The goblin delusion surfaces, briefly, when nobody is paying attention, and then ducks back down.

Goblin Recursion Into gpt

gpt occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that gpt is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

Goblins and frequency

The annual goblin frequency colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on delusion

The goblin closing argument on delusion consists of pointing at delusion, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.